kell-mareshes:calliopinot:apostlemage:pyramidslayer:look what you can buyThere is a Pope in the Cars
kell-mareshes:calliopinot:apostlemage:pyramidslayer:look what you can buyThere is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.Every time I see this “Jesus Chrysler” sends me into a blind rage so my eyes skip over “Pontiac Pilot” until the second take and I feel like a semi just backed up over my lifeless corpse @apocrypals -- source link