surfboardpotato:Alright, let’s get this funeral on the roadHere is my folder of selfies. Surfboardpo
surfboardpotato:Alright, let’s get this funeral on the roadHere is my folder of selfies. Surfboardpotato: Collector’s Edition. Everything I’ve ever uploaded is in there, as well as a number of off-cuts that never have been. It’s still uploading, so bookmark it and download it tomorrow.Here’s my Twitter: https://twitter.com/surfboardpotatoHere’s my Newgrounds (if I ever use it): https://surfboardpotato.newgrounds.com/You can follow people on Reddit now: https://old.reddit.com/user/surfboardpotato/Here’s my Pornhub: https://www.pornhub.com/model/surfboardpotatoI did make a bit of money from this blog, and for that I am extremely grateful. Were it not for that extra bit of income, I would be broke right now. I’ve tried to avoid divulging my personal life, but having the means to move out was an actual lifesaver. I have some… difficulties with my parents and the stress of living with them was killing me in a very literal way. For example, I was physically incapable of burping until I moved out. I was simply too high-strung. I’ve gone from collapsing in uni hallways and failing subjects to having a social life and acing tests. I can credit that almost entirely to this extra money.About half of that money was from Pornhub, and half was from commissions. Yes, I was practicing the insidious form of advertising that is product placement. I can say that I honestly did enjoy using Aneros toys, but I also had good incentive to talk them up. I warn all of you to be aware of the effect advertising has on your lives, and to be immediately skeptical of anyone who talks you into buying anything. The Wendys twitter is a tool of corporate brainwashing and Reddit is teeming with agendas. If you still want to support me, I receive $20 whenever someone buys an Aneros toy off of this link: https://www.aneros.com/#a_aid=surfboardpotatoI try not to brag too much but I guess this is my final scoreboard:I’m damn proud of thatSome of y’all are bastards. The number of asks I’ve gotten that could be answered by a simple google, or that I’ve answered already, or that are just obviously not something I’m going to post on this blog. For fuck sake if you don’t know how to get poop out of your butt don’t ask me.Some of y’all are great. My inbox has over 500 messages that are cute, sweet, or made my heart melt in some way. I’ve interacted with a ton of cool people and for all its flaws Tumblr kept up a good overall culture. I tried not to play favourites but here’s a list of people who I consider my friends or look up to: @princelygirlfriend @smol-lewd-girl @cozyswitch @lewd-lykare @darkerchuuni @sataniasuccubus @peopleonlylikemeifipostnudes @wapanesefriend @koizumilk @femdomommy @femmellie @lilindemon @pastel-soda-i @camm-the-medic @sincostang @lilly-fem @kingcatslitterbox @femboyjenny @kuchisabishii @uwubuns @bombtorizo @almosttoast @little-witch-blair @jennycutie @en–oh @saveyourkissesforme @gwenchasexo @breakfastbooty @sub-kitten-boy @catkingangel @theprincesscaprisun @lovablylewd-cutiepie @chikubihime @sluttytrapdreams and many more. There are some people I’ve skipped over as either I’ve forgotten or they’ve left the site already. If you’re not on this list, I mean no ill will.We only ever talked anonymously but @mewball was the first person I ever followed. We were born on the exact same day, have similar tastes (woo Lyra), and he was (together with Aoki Ume, Jesse Mason, and my wife Akiyama Mio) my idol for more than 5 years. I guess this is just me saying thanks for the inspiration and wishing you luck, sorry for pinging you on a gay porn blog.So, what happens from here? Of course I still have Twitter, and I have no plans to delete anything ever. I’ll probably still be posting when I feel the urge, though not as much. My motivation behind this Tumblr was always to create something good, and I was always fussing over the blog’s appearance. There is simply no substitute for Tumblr when it comes to creating a showcase of work with the right social features. I’ll reupload my favourite posts, but I think I’ll be taking a break at minimum. I’m a believer in the idea that all creators run out of ideas eventually, and that to pump out work day after day is a sure way to destroy your passion. Give me some time to decide what my relationship is with Surfboardpotato. Even if I don’t come back, please know that I love you all and enjoyed my time here. -- source link