turntechgodquest:Okay, shut up about the girlfriend comment and anal fisting for a moment here.John’
turntechgodquest:Okay, shut up about the girlfriend comment and anal fisting for a moment here.John’s a dick, and here’s why.First off, he’s directly comparing Davesprite to Dave. Not in an “oh, there are some differences” kind of way, but more like “why is he such a basket case? he’s not exactly like our dave”. Do you realize how shitty that is? Take a pair of twins going to school. People make friends with Twin #1, then start ripping on Twin #2 because they’re their own person. Of course Twin #2 is a basket case! He keeps to himself more than Twin #1! How dare he?! (If anything, maybe Davesprite’s avoiding you because you’re being an ass. He dated Jade, so I hardly think it’s just Davesprite being antisocial.)Second, he’s assuming Davesprite’s a “basket case” because he’s part bird, and part sprite. Fun fact, John, the Jade you’re talking to is part dog and part sprite too - they just merged during her ascent to God Tier. Way to know your audience.More importantly, on that point, any differences between Davesprite and their Dave can probably be attributed to, I don’t know, the entire timeline he went through. Friendly reminder: He watched HIS John and HIS Jade die in front of him. He continued through a doomed session for who knows how long after that, possibly months or a year or something. He left HIS Rose behind when he went back in time to become Davesprite to save your ungrateful ass. He doesn’t know what happened to her. She may not exist anymore, and it’s his fault. Or maybe she’s just continuing along, infinitely alone.That second quote hits these points, too. Normal Dave is more “level-headed”. What I think John’s referencing here is Dave’s ability to work under pressure without showing his emotions. Davesprite is more emotionally expressive, so shame on him. (And “i wonder what he and rose are doing”…Davesprite left his Rose behind. Hopefully, he isn’t overhearing this conversation and being reminded that not only does this Dave still have his Rose, but he’s with her right now. Poor kid.) The last bit? Oh, it’s good that he broke up with you because he’s probably going to die or stop existing soon anyway.In conclusionJade?Please, /please/ punch John Egbert in his pubescent dick for me. -- source link