stephendann:archipithecus:apostlemage:pyramidslayer:look what you can buyThere is a Pope in the Cars
stephendann:archipithecus:apostlemage:pyramidslayer:look what you can buyThere is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.@apocrypals The cars!Pope loads into a Pope Mobile, implicating an assassination attempt on a previous Pope, and that Cars is in a post-1984 era equivalency.Also, if Cars!Jesus… Cars!Moses, and Cars!Plagues of Cars!Egypt. -- source link