carry-on-my-wayward-butt:habla-gated:actualhumangirl:anaisnein:lokispriestess:anaisnein:mudwerks:dan
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:habla-gated:actualhumangirl:anaisnein:lokispriestess:anaisnein:mudwerks:danipup:wind-up-martyrbot:literal-ghost:potedo:Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiotKangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur. the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.and taunt you afterwardexcuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.kangaroo^wallaby^kangaroo^wallaby^this is just so fucked upAs an Australian I can attest that our national symbol is indeed a jerk.Kangaroos are fuckin terrifying kangaroos look like they’d send me an out of focus dick pic at 4am with madoka magica scale figures on the shelf in the background that are badly hidden behind a tub of whey -- source link