hippity-hoppity-brigade:middle-earth meme1/6 scenes:↳ for gondor.#my beloved#sometimes I like thinki
hippity-hoppity-brigade:middle-earth meme1/6 scenes:↳ for gondor.#my beloved#sometimes I like thinking about all the young women (and men) in gondor who must listen to the stories#of boromir of the house of hurin and sigh wistfully#lots of girls selling fish in the market who watch the sons of the steward ride by and get smacked in the head by their mother#for lollygagging over the mackerel#innkeeper’s sons who blush to the roots of their hair when boromir son of denethor arrayed in bright armor asks if there’s lodging#every other cadet in the guards has a monstrous crush on him#there’s a handful of serving maids who fight over who gets to serve him or bring him his laundry#boromir is happily oblivious to pretty much all of it#I mean he is justifiably proud of his reputation and is absolutely delighted when a story of some battle gets back to him#and the number of orcs involved has tripled or the battle raged for an extra week#but it took a particularly persistent kitchen maid showing up in his chambers without a stitch of clothing on for him to even realize she wa#was interested#and even then he sort of…stopped dead in his doorway and went “hullo hildy…why….are you…naked???”#boromir wrapping her in a blanket and giving her the most awkward “you’re a very nice girl and make wonderful pastries”#“but um”#“no thank you???”#also there was that time the lord of Ethir Anduin invited him to his chambers for a cup of mead after hunting#boromir gets twitchy when anyone brings it up#faramir is still horribly jealous that the most beautiful talented harper in dol amroth pursued boromir#(“faramir you were only eighteen you can’t possibly–” “YOU FELL ASLEEP DURING THE PERFORMANCE SHE DEDICATED TO YOU”)#……I forgot what the point of this was#I fucking love boromir okay (via notbecauseofvictories) -- source link
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