zippo077: “Why are you doing this to me?”“Well, I need a place to stay for a few days, and I saw you
zippo077: “Why are you doing this to me?”“Well, I need a place to stay for a few days, and I saw your house, in a nice quiet neighborhood at the end of the street, and decided that this would be a perfect place to hide out for a few days. Now I need to keep you quiet…”“A few days? You’re going to keep me tied up all that time?”“Yes…but if you behave I might let you have some bathroom breaks. Now open up…”“MPPPHHH!” -- source link