This post. I have remade it three times. Twice it has been eaten by tumblr, once it disappeared into
This post. I have remade it three times. Twice it has been eaten by tumblr, once it disappeared into the nether, but it is here. It took pinching my pennies and planning since Black Friday, but I have accomplished a feat of rubbernerd achievement.I was Damnaverage’s 3000th customer. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a Damnaverage fangirl. This shop was the first indie toymaker I’d ever heard of. I was sold the second I saw the smoothness of the sculpts, the body friendly shapes, and the absolutely kickass colors. Since then, a good third of my collection is exclusively Damnaverage. When I saw I saw a post about Damnaverage’s 3000th sale, I became determined to be that lucky customer. Lemme just say this made me so happy. I ordered a squish bag, a snail, a miniway and a Krampuskitzler, and was not disappointed. The kitzler is tiny, and in a shimmery peppermint marble. I really like it for foreplay and quickies. The miniway’s head is about average penis width, and the slow slope up to the knot is very easy on my body. I’m so glad, because my body can’t handle abrupt knots. Even tiny ones hurt, but not miniway. As a bonus I discovered it has the coolest pattern under blacklight.The squishies are adorable, and I’ve added them to my giant five pound tote of non sexy squish toys. So far I have about sixty, and they make a great pillow. Speaking of which….I found this guy tucked away in my box. I was absolutely thrilled. This is one hefty frog, and it dwarfs any other squish I’ve ever seen. The little spiky bits glow so bright I can use it as a nightlight. I’m going to hug it, squeeze it and call it Geiger. Safe to say, I think I need more things from Damnaverage. -- source link
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