jewlikeruth:derinthemadscientist:everyworldneedslove:dirkbolero:spaceshipoftheseus:matt-ruins-femini
jewlikeruth:derinthemadscientist:everyworldneedslove:dirkbolero:spaceshipoftheseus:matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.THIS IS THE BEST LITMUS TEST FOR SANDWICH-OR-NOT I HAVE SEEN.After adopting this test I have learned that a chicken schnitzel is a sandwich so I’m not sure how ideal it is.If you put your fingers through the hole and hold it side ways, technically you can it one handed while gambling. -- source link