curiousartemis: Griselda, the head housekeeper: My lord, I hesitate to bring this to your attention,
curiousartemis: Griselda, the head housekeeper: My lord, I hesitate to bring this to your attention, but Lord Casien has been sneaking into the kitchens and stealing pies again. It’s creating quite the problem come dinner time! Ulfric: Then I suggest you bake more pies. *idea courtesy of @once-a-turncoat // Later… Ulfric: [while kissing him] Hmm, you taste like jazbay pie… Casien: [turns ten shades of red] *that one’s @mannimarco-and-the-homeboys -- source link