theauspolchronicles:Scott Morrison mourns the anniversary of Captain Cook’s death, lamenting that he
theauspolchronicles:Scott Morrison mourns the anniversary of Captain Cook’s death, lamenting that he loved him so much he wished Cook could’ve been his valentine.“He was my favourite coloniser,” Morrison wept. “And the only boat person I liked, which is very rare.”“He died so long ago but the pain is still fresh in my heart, like the pain he felt when the Indigenous people of Hawaii retaliated against him trying to kidnap Kalaniʻōpuʻu and stuck a knife deep inside of him… and now…” he sniffled “he’s not here to stick something deep inside of me.”He broke down in tears.“What the fuck dude…” said his wife, standing in the doorframe looking at him cry in front of a framed portrait. She dropped a heart shaped box of chocolates in a nearby bin and walked off “….just… what the fuck.” -- source link