tfsplash:Well, it’s true that genies will do their best to fuck over whatever you wish for. I didn’t
tfsplash:Well, it’s true that genies will do their best to fuck over whatever you wish for. I didn’t even get three wishes! Just one. And I wished for a mansion full of hot women. He snapped his fingers and I woke up in a grandiose bedroom on a king-sized mattress. There weren’t any honeys in bed with me, so I decided to do some exploring. I opened one door, and there she was. A bimbo in the bathroom. There was a ho in the hallway, a pornstar in the pantry, and even a catgirl in the closet. Sounds pretty good, right? Wrong. None of them are real. They’re incorporeal, or some shit. Now I have a big ass mansion, and I can’t even bring anyone over because of my ghost girls. My spectral sluts. My hologram hos. Stupid genie. Meanwhile, on a desert island, there’s a genie crying to an unusually attentive crab… “No one appreciates me. I explicitly told him that I can’t manipulate people, and he asks for THAT? I did my best! I did! One of these days, people will listen to what the genie says. -- source link
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