theskullwolf:hollyjollyharlequin:bravelittletoreador:solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:askemmiethedemon:mr
theskullwolf:hollyjollyharlequin:bravelittletoreador:solluxcaptorthevelociraptor:askemmiethedemon:mrs-davestrider:poptarts-and-shit:eridans-magical-butt:tunetechgoghead:i-tyr-vi-litar-pa:baby-blion:Omg can you imagine a Homestuck theme park? You come in and immediately get killednepetas spining teacups vriskas shipequius’s strength tester (everyone gets peasantblood )gamzee’s fun house and freakshow ( id love the gamzee section)eridan and feferis water cornerstavroses midevil themed sector aradias excavitions kanayas giftshop( only clothes)terezis rainbow park( everything has a light smell and it has ALLLL the candy and chalk in a store)karkats area ia always closed down with a big sign reading “fuck you all this is my place “solluxes videogame arcadejades lazertagjohns indoor skydiving daves music centerroses bookstorea podium in the center where either kankri or the signless come and start giving a speach… should i go on?yes plEASEI’D GO TO THAT SPEECHAnd..Betty Crocker consession standsA meet the Grand Highblood (like a mall santa, except when you sit on his lap instead of telling him what you want for christmas you have to beg for mercy)Doc Scratch’s CD/DVD/Video game storeDarkleer’s archary rangeA live stage preformance of a battle at sea between Mindfang and Dualscar Terezi’s Build-A-ScalemateDolorsa’s DaycareSummoner’s Petting zooA big stage for strife showsRoxy’s bar (can there be alcohol at a theme park idk)An area for Derse and all Derse themed ridesProspit with all Prospit themed ridesGod Tier makeover place where like you can get a God Tier costume and weaponPeople payed to walk around in cosplay and greet you and shit (WHERE DO I SING UP FOR THAT JOB DEAR FUCK)Jake’s Movie Theater with a John theater where all the shitty movies are played and Karkat’s theater where all the romcoms are played Pumkin Party In Sea Hitler’s Water Apocalypse roller coaster cuz i can see that being a super awesome roller coasterTHIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEENMituna and Latula’s skate parkA strife arena (Sort of like those things where you hit each other with foam swords and shit)Jane’s BakeryMeulin’s Shipping Corner (Where you sit down and talk about ships, crayons and paper are provided for shipping walls)Her Imperious Condescension’s Whack a Lowblood Eridan’s Not As Cool Whack a Lowblood, Whack a LanddwellerWhat about a Prospit/Derse dueling dragons type twin coaster?Nitram Petting ZooCan Town playground for the tikesBattle With the Black King virtual rideHoruss’s Merry go Round (steam punk hoof beasts)Trained Lion/Tiger/Big cat show with Meulin/the DiscipleReenactment of the life of the Sufferer!I WOULDPAY TO WORK THEREI WOULD LOVE TO WORK/ AND BE THERE. -- source link
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