denialcaps: You’ve been looking for me for how long? Well, you finally found me. Sorry it took you s
denialcaps: You’ve been looking for me for how long? Well, you finally found me. Sorry it took you so long. Woods fairies rarely stay in one place. Now that you’ve found me, what are you hoping for?Oh, it’s possible to lift the spell, but why would I do it? You can’t threaten me with violence, and you don’t have anything a magical creature like me would want. Sorry, boy, you’re stuck with that spell for life.Oh yes, I derive tremendous pleasure from knowing about it. You see, when you have sex with a woods fairy, you can never cum again. I love to seduce men, and then know that you’re spending your whole life desperately trying to jerk off, to find a solution, always getting more and more sexually achy and frustrated. Oh, it so turns me on, that I just go out and find another man to seduce. Refresh my memory: When did I have you?I took your virginity as a boy scout on a camping trip? Oh my … Yes, actually, I remember you. So you got to cum with a woman once in your life, and it’s been, I believe, 33 years? My god, 33 years of unceasing sexual need. You must be out of your mind with lust.No, I won’t lift the spell, but we can have sex again, if you like. -- source link