“One time I was getting my dick sucked by this really attractive woman I’d met in a bar.
“One time I was getting my dick sucked by this really attractive woman I’d met in a bar. I was pretty drunk and had eaten a frito pie for dinner. Long story short I lost control of and evacuated my bowels all over her cashmere throw, while she was sucking my dick. The crazy part was that she just kept going. Anyway, can I start you off with sparkling, still or tap?” -- source link