spurbros: on his way He got a peculiar text from his friend: “use this photo filter dude, ‘jock the
spurbros: on his way He got a peculiar text from his friend: “use this photo filter dude, ‘jock the fuck out’, then get the fuck over here.” It was weird language coming from his usually timid friend, but his friend never let him down. The app didn’t take long to download, it seemed to have an array of grayed out photo filter folders with different character descriptions- sports, professions, personalities- the only available choice was a custom filter his friend had made him- “jock the fuck out.” He was a little too impatient to see what the app did but if he had looked at the locked sliders, he would have noticed bars for muscle mass (decently high), confidence (maxed out), cuteness (high), bruteness (low), intelligence (extra low), dick size…. He just pointed the camera at his reflection and… SNAP… jocked the fuck out. -- source link