My little dipshit of a cousin scratched my truck last night. I was so pissed when I found out I grab
My little dipshit of a cousin scratched my truck last night. I was so pissed when I found out I grabbed the little bastard and shoved him straight down my gullet. In our family, you fuck up you get timeout in a gut. Serves that little fucker right for crashing my baby. He’ll keep me company until I can buff out that scratch, but he better hope I can get it out soon, I didn’t eat lunch and I’m real hungry. -- source link