‘You-you were the one that did this to us!!’ I put down my martini, deigning to look at the two youn

‘You-you were the one that did this to us!!’ I put down my martini, deigning to look at the two young lads before me. Both scrubbed up to the nines, wearing bow ties, and they seemed very upset.‘Fuck you, dude! You were the one that put this mumbo jumbo on us. Put us back or I’ll fuck you up!’ the tall boy said.‘Well, I don’t know what you mean,’ I said, smiling. ‘Who are you fine gentlemen? I don’t believe we’ve met.’Of course I knew them. I just wanted them to admit it.‘-we took the piss because you were wearing a bow tie,’ the shorter one, with the most delectable lips, said. ‘Ah yes,’ I responded. ‘Are you enjoying your predicament?’‘Fuck no!’ the tall one said. ‘Anytime I wake up, no matter what, I have to put on fucking formal wear. Everytime I go, “no I’m just going to put on shorts or whatever”, it’s like I have no control of my body. Everyday I’m dressed like it’s a fucking wedding or something. Even when I went to go to my job at the motor workshop…I got laughed out of the place.  You have to fucking change it…or else!!’I couldn’t help but chuckle. ‘Oh really?’ I said. ‘You’re stuck wearing bowties forever. Is that so bad? I could make it so you wear a full leather gimp suit everyday. Or how about every single time you crave coffee you make yourself a mug of piss? I could go on. What did you think was going to happen once you confronted me?’The boys looked at each other. Something in them wanted to fight, wanted to beat me up, but they couldn’t. I was in control. I had the power. And they had fucked up.‘Tell you what, boys,’ I said, getting out my card. ‘Come to this address at 9am sharp on Monday morning. You say you can’t do your jobs, fine. I’ll give you a job as my servants. Work for me and I’ll give you your lives back. Once I see a vast improvement in your attitude, of course.’And they were there. They walked into my house, their tail between legs, defeated. I issued them a proper uniform and began their training. I never bothered learning their names. They were just Servant to me.  -- source link

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