instructor144:rnlaing: lastoneout:Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omgW
instructor144:rnlaing: lastoneout: Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg When i had breast reduction surgery, i got into the OR and got put on this table that looked like a flat crucifix (arms out so they could get to the girls), and i said ‘god, don’t nail me down’ they put the mask on my face and the nurse said ‘no jesus treatment today’ and the last thing i said to her was ‘jesus with some big ass titties’ and then passed out. First time I had an endoscopy for GERD, they stuck this thing in my mouth like a tube for them to insert the camera and it wraps around your face and when the nurse leaned down and said “Ready?” I whispered “Hello, Clarice” and her big burst of laughter was the last thing I remember. -- source link