dailyskeletonwarnews: theonian: Made a simple pumkin scarecrow to test attacks on Scarecrow Dummy Pr

dailyskeletonwarnews: theonian: Made a simple pumkin scarecrow to test attacks on Scarecrow Dummy Produced to Practice Fuckboi AttacksThe dubious fuckbois will soon be at it again, but this time, the skeletons will be ready. Again. Like always. But now, with better training!The generous tumblr user @theonian created a scarecrow dummy to test attacks on, but little did they know that the skeletons would be helped by this dummy. “It’s a new and different way of fighting - the fuckbois have changed over the years, so we must adapt, too,” said Bones “Boney” Bracken of the Third Infantry. “The fuckbois have new dance moves due to their time spent on Tiktok, which transfers into their fight style. However, us skeletons spend time on gay, frogs, beans, and alt Tiktok, not straight Tiktok, so we rarely see or practice these dances.”Instead, they can use the scarecrow to learn how to counteract them. “I thought it was kind of stupid at first,” confessed Femura Foli og the Fourth Infantry. “I said, ‘These scarecrows are too wiggly, this will never simulate an actual battle!’ But then our bat allies brought us back footage of the fuckboi camps, and we saw how wiggly they’ve all gotten in the past year. Now, I think the scarecrow dummies will definitely help us prepare.”In this trying year, let us hope that the skeletons triumph once again. This author doesn’t think she could take it if one more thing was added to the pile of misery that already exists in the form of the year 2020. -- source link

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