OMG WHAT NEW KIND OF WTF-ERY IS THIS??!!! No, I am not going to write Cracky MPREG Headcanon for Bag
OMG WHAT NEW KIND OF WTF-ERY IS THIS??!!! No, I am not going to write Cracky MPREG Headcanon for Bagginshield. No, you cannot make me do it, even if you give me Adorable Baby Dwobbit Frodo Pleading Eyes. No, DAMN IT FILI AND KILI STOP IT. I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE BILBO GIVE YOU A NEW BABY COUSIN TO SPOIL AND FUSS OVER. KILI NO YOU CAN’T TEACH FRODO TO KILL HIS FIRST ORC BEFORE HE’S THREE! DAMN IT! FILI NO I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE IN TO THE URGE TO WRITE ABOUT WEE ADORABLE BABY DWOBBITS WHO WILL CHARM THE HELL OUT OF CERTAIN ELVEN KINGS EVEN IF PAPA THORIN GROWLS. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT BOYS, DAMN IT!OH SWEET CEILING CAT, WHY ARE MY CRACKY BAGGINSHIELD MUSES FILI AND KILI? WHY? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? -- source link
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