the-haiku-bot: raiy-yn:prick-o: lokicat5: ahheckitsdizzyworld:pregnancyrisksex: pregnancyriskishot:
the-haiku-bot: raiy-yn:prick-o: lokicat5: ahheckitsdizzyworld:pregnancyrisksex: pregnancyriskishot: waitingtobebred: averycruelsadist: justahedgehogblog: noodle-dragon: the-philosophers-bone: acabosetotal: harukami: gothiccharmschool: seananmcguire: kanayahavethisdance: Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal. BURN BAGEL BURN OH WHY NOT? I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing. Bagel what are your powers FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her. THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD The bagel hasn’t let me down yet! Sure why not Agreed Y'know, why not? Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-) Come on fire bagel, do your thing! GIVE ME SHIT OH MIGHTY BAGEL bagel again bagel * shakes like dice * c’mon bagel mama don’t wanna go to thanksgiving * shakes like dice * c’monbagel mama don’t wannago to thanksgivingBeep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up. -- source link