shitpost-senpai:daco-broman:ilovecats4ever:marshals-to-dictators: I’m having a fuckin aneury
shitpost-senpai: daco-broman: ilovecats4ever: marshals-to-dictators: I’m having a fuckin aneurysm Well ya see here, you got the starbucks, they do the coffee and the cookies in the morning and they got that internet thing in the store and i gotta tell ya, imeanijushimeanijushgottathemBAZONKERSondatderescreenAH HEH HEH HEHso anywyas, the starbucks people are gonna Ban….. the internet. Not the internet but the… thethethethethetheshechPORNsites.*scoff*. So you got this guy at the bottom, Oh excuse me, this LADY at the bottom, and she says “Damn, no more fap and frap fridays”. Now folks, i ain’t gotta tell yas what a fap is, i mean heh heh, scumbannawannajigglebungaWE ALL DO IT HEH HEHEH. So a frap is a type of drink at starbucks, grumbaannasugamushugnaerrrr It’s like a milkshake but really runny. So what she does is take fap, because of the internet porn, and fap because of the tallywackin some guys are doin, and BOOM! there’s the punchline. -- source link