WHAT TO WEAR WHEN: You’re Going to the Oscars (To Kill Someone) (Who Deserves It)Obviously, we
WHAT TO WEAR WHEN: You’re Going to the Oscars (To Kill Someone) (Who Deserves It)Obviously, we here at What to Wear When don’t endorse actual murder! This is just a fun game we are playing, imagining the stuff we’d wear if we DID murder someone, which we never would. If, say, an international cabal of good guys paid us to infiltrate the Oscars as a nominated screenwriter, and, while there, to remove one of the world’s premiere criminal blights, we would never actually do it! But if we did, here’s what we’d wear.You could be tempted to go full Angel of Death femme-fatale: the YSL Le Smoking, the blood-red lady vengeance Zuhair Murad, the liquid glass Kaufmanfranco. But remember, you’re not (only) here to look great. You’re serving a higher purpose, ie, removing a trash person from the planet Earth and then escaping scott-free. That means playing against suspicion with a more demure look, like this classy, floral Carolina Herrera. Accessorize simply – a bare collarbone and shoulders are always in style. Plus, the less you have on, the less you’ll have to stow in your clutch when you quietly “excuse yourself” to “powder your nose” and then go backstage, corner some asshole in the men’s room, and shoot him. These Fernando Jorge ruby drops are an elegant choice that compliment your gown perfectly.This Charlotte Olympia clutch is a fun piece that resonates with the shape of your gown pattern without being too literal. We know the open fan design might seem impractical – “Everyone will be able to see my gun in there!” –but not to worry! That’s why we chose a dress with pockets. Shoes that are a close color match to the gown aren’t just for bridesmaids anymore – they’re a bona fide red-carpet trend, cf. Emma Stone and Rosamund Pike – and these Jimmy Choos are a good choice, in a similar shade of azalea. You could also stab a man with them. We’re not saying you should, we’re just saying.Carolina Herrera floral dress / Carolina Herrera floral dress / Jimmy Choo stretch shoes / Charlotte Olympia tassel purse, $2,450 / Fernando Jorge fine ruby jewelry -- source link
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