vehicleproficiency:important twitter convo i had with myselfSeries of tweets by @ursusfrigus that re
vehicleproficiency:important twitter convo i had with myselfSeries of tweets by @ursusfrigus that read:“taako…has…a book in canon and this fact keeps me up at night.”“2/? ‘sizzle it yourself’. written by taako. recipes made by taako. cover art by taako. graphic design by taako. honorable mention to sazed.”“3/? every page has a full color photo of taako posing with different cooking utensils. they take up approximately half the space in the book.”“4/? there’s exactly one pic of sazed. it’s on the cover and he got mike wazowski’d by the ‘parental advisory explicit content’ sticker.”“5/? taako somehow managed to write a three page preamble about himself without ever referencing his (lack of) family or emotions.”“6/? the whole thing is written exactly how taako talks. no editing was even attempted. every other step has ‘listen’ or ‘my dude’ in it”“7/? ‘step 6: grind that (almond flour) real fine haha amiright boys (protip: at the time of writing, taako is single and ready to mingle)’““8/8 the ‘about the author’ section is just taako’s eharmony profile copie and pasted and now im laughing too hard to think of other things” -- source link
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