merelyhooper:fuddlewuddle: marchentime:kelssiel:pmmeyourrenamon:elidyce: animanightmate:uberguber89:
merelyhooper:fuddlewuddle: marchentime:kelssiel:pmmeyourrenamon:elidyce: animanightmate:uberguber89:kaispeakshermind:markwateneymemorialcrater: markwateneymemorialcrater:sharkangelic:The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters. The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits. I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4The lineage of ring bearers is as follows. Sauron.IsildurDeagolSméagolBilboFrodo Samwise I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds He held it for the rest of of his life! [Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle. From the ring’s perspective:1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.3. What the fuck is you?4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop. 7. FUCK8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally. 9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt* you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years! [ID: Tumblr tags that read: (edited for readability) “you can almost feel sorry for the Ring. like it does what it was made to do. it literally has one job. and it just keeps getting passed from hobbit to hobbit. like ANY OTHER SPECIES WOULD BE FINE. but no. it just keeps getting more of these impervious bastards. and each one is more virtuous and less vulnerable than the last. it gets all the way back to Mordor. and it can’t even pull its ‘slip off the finger’ trick. because all the bastards keep it on a CHAIN. this is ring cruelty”. /End ID.] @merelyhooper These are my people. XDI can’t. This is hilarious, and also sad because poor little Ring.I love the reaction to Sam though. ‘FUCK’. Like, yes, Ring, this is the MVP. Bow down. -- source link