fandomhaze: chxldish:angel-kink:thefandomtolllbooth:antoinetriplett:jolivet:spaceman-v-spi
fandomhaze: chxldish: angel-kink: thefandomtolllbooth: antoinetriplett: jolivet: spaceman-v-spiff: nescientes: novacayyn: carry-on-my-otp: If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you l tried really hard not to reblog this Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing. Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world? Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. HOLD UP FOR A SECOND ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’ BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR IF HE MISSES THAT TIE THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN THAT LAST GIF HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT BUT HE SURVIVED BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW. THEY WERE ACROBATS. THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM. THEY DROPPED HIM. LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER. THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE. if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out. he was blessed by houdini oh my god This whole thing is so rad. -- source link