We had to rush to find a sitter, so I hired the first volunteer. A friendly, unnaturally white skinn
We had to rush to find a sitter, so I hired the first volunteer. A friendly, unnaturally white skinned… umm, ’thing’ slithered up to our back door. Thinking it was here for the listing, I tried offering it the job while it stared at me vacantly for hours. I liked it; didn’t try to smooth talk fridge privileges or get a higher pay. Just to be safe though, I checked online to see if I could get anymore info about what kind of fellow this was. All I found were these images. Oddly, something about them makes me believe our new sitter isn’t quite cutout for the job, but can’t really place my finger on why. Just to be sure, I’m canceling my vacation this year and buying a gun instead. -- source link
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