garbage-empress:actualaster:unpredictablegazebo:“C'mon. Stop giving me those puppy dog eyes and kiss
garbage-empress:actualaster:unpredictablegazebo:“C'mon. Stop giving me those puppy dog eyes and kiss me,” Xigbar said with a wry grin, pulling Goofy closer by his floppy ear.“Gawrsh, Xiggy, say no more,” Goofy whispered, pressing his finger to Xigbar’s soft lips. Hi what the fucki still think the part of this that bothers me the most is goofy’s ass. it’s a little cake but something about how its drawn implies to me that it’s mostly made of bone, like goofy’s species just walks around with thick ass-bones. maybe it helps them take large impacts as they pounce on prey from high trees and maybe gives them the strength to carry larger prey (human sized or bigger) back to their web. however i will say that prey capture is clearly not what’s happening in this picture. as we can see goofies do not have shoulders which can take large impacts (small bones) so this man was not leapt on, he was straddled in preparation for what i believe a goofy would call “a-fuckin.” the goofy’s sex noises consist of saying “oh gawrsh” repeatedly until the final “YAHAHAHOOEY!” climax. thank you for attending this lecture, i love you, ok, goodbye. -- source link