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dduane:petermorwood:kelssiel:pmmeyourrenamon:elidyce: animanightmate:uberguber89:kaispeakshermind:markwateneymemorialcrater: markwateneymemorialcrater:sharkangelic:The Ring: If I had a quarter for every time a hobbit picked me up, I’d have two quarters. The Ring: Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. Of all the bearers of Sauron’s ring, 4 of them were hobbits. I was wrong. It’s 5. Not 4The lineage of ring bearers is as follows. Sauron.IsildurDeagolSméagolBilboFrodo Samwise I love how Deagol counts as a ring bearer even though he had it in his possession for all of like five seconds He held it for the rest of of his life! [Image description: Tweet by @banalplay saying “but something happened then that the ring did not intend. it was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, the same fuckin thing that just had it for like 500 years.” End Image Description.] Link to original here. Otherwise reblogging for the final rb there, which made me cackle. From the ring’s perspective:1. Home, the finger of my creator and other self.2. Well, I don’t like it but I can work with this. Cause some trouble, get some revenge, find my way home, this is fine.3. What the fuck is you?4. Right personality, wrong species, I don’t know what you are but I hate you and I don’t know why you’re so resistant to my powers.5. NO NO NO there are goblins everywhere how did I find another one of THESE horrible things. This one’s even more resistant than the last one and also disgustingly nice. I suffer.6. Listen, I’ll cooperate, just get me the fuck out of this hellhole full of small cheerful people my power doesn’t work on properly. No, not like that. I hate you. Please stop. 7. FUCK8. (Frodo again) I still hate you with every molecule of my mortal form but at least you’re not number seven. Think I’m starting to get through finally. 9. (Smeagol again) YES it’s you I actually missed you now get me back to the Master and NO FUCK NO I HATE YOOOOUUUUU…. *fzt* you CHAIN The One Ring?! you chain it like the prisoner?! oh! OH! trauma! deep psychological trauma for hobbits for One Thousand Years! The last comment was, I suppose, inevitable…{ ;-> (snort) -- source link