balalaikasringingout:LORELAI: Hey. This is good. Add some cold cream and some curlers and let him
balalaikasringingout: LORELAI: Hey. This is good. Add some cold cream and some curlers and let him know what he’ll be coming home to every night.RORY: This was supposed to be a simple night. Watch movie, eat junk, go to bed feeling sick. End of story. Now I’m supposed to look pretty and girly, which is completely impossible because I’m gross and I have nothing to wear.LORELAI: Do you want some help?RORY: No…yes.LORELAI: OK. Uh…let’s see. All right This says ‘hello, I’m hip and cute but also relaxed since this is something I just threw on even though it looks fantastic on me.’RORY: How’d you do that?LORELAI: What?RORY: I’ve been staring at that top for twenty minutes. It was just a top. You walked in and in three seconds, it’s an outfit.LORELAI: It comes from years of experiencing fashion brain freeze like the one you just had.RORY: How do you do it?LORELAI: What?RORY: This whole guy thing. I mean I’ve watched you when you talk to a man. You have a comeback for everything, you make him laugh, you smile right —LORELAI: I smile right?RORY: And then you do the little hair flip.LORELAI: Oh, twirl. It’s a hair twirl.RORY: And then you walk away and he just stands there, amazed, like he can’t believe what just happened.LORELAI: That’s because I just stole his wallet.RORY: I’ll never be able to do that. Trig, I can do. But boys and dating? Forget it. I’m a total spaz.LORELAI: Listen, the talking part, you just get used to. The hair twirl I can teach you. And the leaving him amazed part — with your brain and killer blue eyes I’m not worried. You’ll do fine. Just give yourself a little time to get there.RORY: Is half an hour enough?LORELAI: Plenty. Come on. Dab on some lip gloss, clear but fruity. Maybe a little mascara. Wear your hair down and your attitude high.RORY: You’re like a crazy Elsa Klensch.LORELAI: Oh, thank you! Come on now, hustle. We got a man coming over. -- source link