roachpatrol:mogifire:friend this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and su
roachpatrol:mogifire:friend this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around Can you imagine trying to go about your business as an ancient tortiss, still grumbling about the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act, when suddenly (!) an alligator or similar emerges from the bushes and seizes you about the middle all ready to deal you a terrific mauling. As you make peace with your armoured ancient gods and call the alligator a communist, suddenly the floppy pink boy that followed you around what seems like a moment ago thunders into view. It is now a gigantic one-and-a-half tonne blubbernaut with a mouth like a car crusher, and bites the alligator in fucking half. What a day, you think, as you stump off into the undergrowth ponderously. What a day. -- source link