radiomelville:Interviewer: How are your groupies? Are they growing in proportion to your success?Col
radiomelville:Interviewer: How are your groupies? Are they growing in proportion to your success?Colin: Yes. They’ve got fatter.Interviewer: Any soiled underwear in the post?Thom: No, we don’t do that anymore.Colin: Do they do that?Jonny: Does that actually happen?Colin: That’s disgusting!Thom: We usually pull a very good class of groupie.Colin: Like the Noel Coward of Banbury.Jonny: Oh God, yes! A couple of years ago we played a gig in Banbury and by the end there was only one person left— this man in a slouch hat, coat and cigarette holder. He said to Thom “You were wonderful, darling. You played that guitar like it was your penis.”Colin: But it’s nice to know you’re wanted.Thom: Even like that.Jonny: Especially like that.For this one I think they need to add “And you’re 12”“Oh my good look everybody! I’ve got a GUITAR! Isn’t it wonderful?!?!?” -- source link