“So I see you got tagged by your new office manager…” my wife said, as she casually kissed me
“So I see you got tagged by your new office manager…” my wife said, as she casually kissed me atop the head, walking by my easy chair on her way upstairs for the night.“Hm, what?” I replied, trying to hide the sound of my heart dropping into my gut.“On Instagram…she mentioned you in a post,” she answered. “She did?” I fumbled, “Huh ok…I’ll have to, uh, check it out.” Sheryl didn’t even turn to look my way as she left the room, padding up the steps in her soft, white slippers. “Goodnight…!” I called after her, lamely.Crap.Immediately I picked up my phone, pulled up Melissa’s Instagram and suddenly my pre-fabricated wince turned to outright shock as I saw the post which must have grabbed Sheryl’s attention: an eye-popping, flagrant boob-shot selfie of Melissa - or rather, Melissa’s enormous breasts - in her bra. Posted this evening, not long ago. Head swimming, heart pounding, I scrolled through the comments:She had tagged #farhorizonsmedicalassociates…that must be it. Sheryl must get an alert, when the practice gets mentioned. Wait. I didn’t even know my wife had an Instagram?? What else has she seen…???Oh my god my life… -- source link