theonion:Video Game Boss Thinking He Should Get Big Glowing Weak Spot On Back Checked Out STAGE 6—Sa
theonion:Video Game Boss Thinking He Should Get Big Glowing Weak Spot On Back Checked Out STAGE 6—Saying the slightly raised, throbbing red patch of skin has been bothering him for quite some time, local video game boss Overlord told reporters Wednesday he was thinking he should get the big glowing weak spot on his back checked out. “I was hoping the spot would eventually just go away, but recently it started flashing white when anything touches it,” said Overlord, adding that whenever the radiant area is aggravated, he becomes paralyzed for several seconds, during which time he cannot retract his segmented limbs or move the projectile-spitting skull-faces at the end of his appendages.More. -- source link