someharmindreaming: You are infuriating Please don’t do that Please stop holding your knife like a f
someharmindreaming: You are infuriating Please don’t do that Please stop holding your knife like a four year old Stop messing around No I am not going to teach you table manners Don’t be stupid What the fuck, seriously, off the table No I won’t teach you No I won’t Oh I’ve changed my mind When we get back to your flat I am going to teach you some manners Don’t smirk You lack discipline I will introduce discipline Oh and now miraculously you remember how to eat -- source link