dalek-sarah: When Jessica Simpson woke up and found that her belly had swelled up to enormous propor
dalek-sarah: When Jessica Simpson woke up and found that her belly had swelled up to enormous proportions, naturally, her reaction was normal. She quickly threw on what she could find (which clearly didn’t fit well) and rushed to the hospital.“Doctor, I’m not sure what’s wrong with me, but I went to bed last night and when I woke up I…well…look at me!!”She panicked as she lifted her shirt and exposed to her large fleshy dome. The doctor took her up on the bed and looked at her tummy. His hands slowly reached up and began to caress it. He hmmed and ahhed as he poked it with his finger. “Well, the good news is, you’re not pregnant.” The doctor said. Jessica breathed a sigh of relief. “However…” She looked back at him. “There is a build up of fluids in your abdomen.”“Can you get it out?” She said panicking once more. “I can’t show up in movies and interviews looking like this! I’ll be the laughing stock in Hollywood!” “I’m sorry Ms. Simpson, but removing it would be impossible.”“What? Why?!” She asked with tears in her eyes.“The fluid would just build back up in your abdomen. But don’t worry, the fluid would actually not cause any harm to your organs or anything.”“So…you’re saying I’m going to look pregnant forever?” She said weeping.“It may go down within a couple of days or possibly a few years.”“Then what should I do?!” She said looking at the doctor for guidance.“Well…might I suggest looking for pregnant women roles?”(Written by Dalek_Sarah) Mmm pregnant Jessica Simpson -- source link