tfsplash: “I …ummm… I don’t get it…”“I’m saying that you used to be a respected lawyer.”“Umm… Is a r
tfsplash: “I …ummm… I don’t get it…”“I’m saying that you used to be a respected lawyer.”“Umm… Is a respect–resp– like, that thing you said? Is it, like, someone who likes to fuck a lot?”“No. It’s not. You don’t remember being a lawyer?”“Umm… no. I think I’ve always been, like, a giggly, vapid bimbo!”“Do you even remember when you didn’t have massive tits, or blonde hair?”“What?”“Do you remember when your hair was brown, and your boobs were a relatively normal size?”“Oh… no! I did?!? Why would I ever have, like, brown hair? Blondes totally have more fun!”“Good. Now we can fuck.” -- source link