tfsplash: “What did you do to me?”“What do you mean?”“I’ve called in sick to work every day since yo
tfsplash: “What did you do to me?”“What do you mean?”“I’ve called in sick to work every day since you were last here.”“Why’s that? You don’t seem sick.”“Don’t play coy! Because my body’s changed in every way! My tits are bigger, my waist is thinner, my hips are wider… Even my face is sexier! I doubt they’d even recognize me if I went in!”“You’re probably right. Well I guess you probably have to quit there”“You’re a fucking asshole!”“Yea, and?”“… And I really, desperately, need to fuck you right now.” -- source link