tiny-loki:careful genealogical research later proved that the hulk was not at all irish.—— meanwhile
tiny-loki:careful genealogical research later proved that the hulk was not at all irish.—— meanwhile, in the background ——BROTHER WHAT IS AN ‘IRISH?’midgardians often keep domesticated wolf-creatures; they refer to them as ‘dogs.’ i believe an ‘irish’ is a type of ‘dog.’ ‘dogs’ are popular pets.PETS?yes, like the venomous lizard that you kept in your bathroom until it attacked that tradesman and mother made you get rid of it.MR. SPITTY DID NOT MEAN TO ATTACK DALLA THE PLUMBER, SHE STARTLED HIM. IT WAS NOT HIS FAULT.of course not.AND I DID NOT GET RID OF HIM; MOTHER SENT HIM TO LIVE ON A FARM WITH OTHER VENOMOUS LIZARDS SO THAT HE WOULD HAVE FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH.of course she did.MOTHER IS VERY KIND.yes she is.PERHAPS NOW THAT I AM OLDER SHE WILL LET ME VISIT MR. SPITTY. I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM FOR MANY YEARS.perhaps… but right now you should speak to stark; he is accusing your friend of being a ‘dog,’ after all.BROTHER YOU ARE RIGHT. THIS IS BASEST SLANDER; IT SHALL NOT STAND. -- source link
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