Best Comeback to Being Accused of Having a Small DickWell, it satisfies your mom It only feels small

Best Comeback to Being Accused of Having a Small DickWell, it satisfies your mom It only feels small to you because your such a fucking big mouth Even a 747 looks small going through the Grand CanyonI’d tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m sure you’d be disappointedIt’s not small, it just looks like it compared to your giant vaginaThat’s funny cause your mom think’s it’s hugeWhip out yours and we’ll see whose is biggerIt’s big enough to have you trying to talk down to it, I guessIt’s a rare miniature, and in high demand. You probably couldn’t afford oneYour mom doesn’t seem to think soSure, it may only be 3 inches, but some girls like it that thickYour sister didn’t complain last nightIt’s not the size that matters, it’s the amount of pussy it gets Why are you so interested in my penis size?It’s not small, it just looks like it compared to your giant vagina’My penis may be small, but at least it has more of an ability to grow than your small mindSuck on it, it gets bigger!And you have small, saggy, lumpy tits and a huge pussyTo a overweight person: At least I can see my dick To a guy: Of the two of us, you’re the only one always thinking about dicks. Are you hiding something?  To a guy: Why don’t you bend over and I’ll show you why your girlfriend didn’t think so To a guy: Stop projecting his own insecurities onto others  To a guy: Makes more girls cum than yoursOr just say: “it sure is!” - one who can laugh at oneself is immune to the insults of others. -- source link
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