dads-back-from-the-store:catdragonunicorn:themaraudersaregreat:holding-infinity-and-a-book:shat-post
dads-back-from-the-store:catdragonunicorn:themaraudersaregreat:holding-infinity-and-a-book:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:why is this the single thing that got an audible laugh out of me whole day? is this actually good or is my humour broken?*carries glasses into optometrist* sore eyes motherfucker*walks into upscale restaurant* black ties, motherfucker*frequently googles rhymezone**becomes the iceberg that sunk the titanic* capsize motherfucker*becomes heavenly angel* harmonize, motherfucker*calls pest control number* fruit flies, motherfucker*is hyper kid at bedtime* lullabies, motherfucker*is a truth detector* no lies, motherfucker*looks at dumbass friends* sighs, motherfucker@genesiscaveat*holding back tears* ill cry, motherfucker -- source link
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