“Do you think we should tell Fury?”“That we just saw a guy in red and blue spandex crawl up our wind
“Do you think we should tell Fury?”“That we just saw a guy in red and blue spandex crawl up our window? He’ll think you’re crazy.”“Okay, Wade. I think you should tell him.”“Then he’ll think I’m crazy.”“…”“Okay, you make a valid point.” -- source link