doitbro: Go ahead, what are you waiting for? Kiss my ass. I told you already: the only way I’ll let
doitbro: Go ahead, what are you waiting for? Kiss my ass. I told you already: the only way I’ll let you start hanging out with my friends and me is if you start kissing my ass. You just said that wouldn’t be a problem. So go ahead, do it. Oh, you thought I meant figuratively? Well I did, actually, but I meant literally as well. You want to hang out with my friends and me? Then I want you to kiss my ass in every way. Not just figuratively, not just literally, both. Make sure it isn’t just some lame peck either. If you want to hang out with us, show me that you’re really ready to start brown nosing. You can even tell me more about how smart, talented, and sexy I am while you’re back there. Really make me believe you’re ready to have your head up my ass. The only way I’m bringing a skid mark like you along with me is if I can honestly tell the other guys that I felt sorry for you after you begged me, on your knees, with my butt in your face. -- source link