doitbro: Hey, thanks for meeting me all the way out here, I know I kind of failed to mention how far
doitbro: Hey, thanks for meeting me all the way out here, I know I kind of failed to mention how far it is. You probably had to walk the whole way too, huh? That sucks, you must be really thirsty. I can help you out with that. I had a ton to drink while I was riding up the trail just now. Oh, no, sorry, I don’t have any of my cool, refreshing beverage left. It was just too delicious, I had to finish all of it. What I can give you is my piss. Thirsty as you are, it will probably be just as refreshing to you as my drink was to me anyway. In fact, I’m going to have to insist that you swallow every last drop, since it wouldn’t be safe for you to walk back down from here without fully rehydrating. Let you ride back down with me? You’re joking right? What am I, a fucking taxi? Here I am, generously offering to let you drink my piss, and you’re going to tell me it isn’t enough? It’s actually pretty gross, if you think about it, so I’m kind of surprising myself that I’m willing to make the offer. I suppose you just expect me to pay for the gas your extra weight would cost too? Great, now look at what you’ve done: you’ve gone and upset me, and after I was being so selfless. Don’t worry, I’m a big man, I’m not going to rescind my offer of a drink. However, I am not going to be spending any more time with you tonight. You came up here for nothing now, well, nothing except my piss. So what do you say? Are you going to accept my generous offer? Or should I just ride on out of here taking the only hope for quenching your thirst with me? -- source link