spicyshimmy:theresidentdevil:Brotp - Anders and Varric, as suggested by spicyshimmy.Just a warmup sk
spicyshimmy:theresidentdevil:Brotp - Anders and Varric, as suggested by spicyshimmy.Just a warmup sketch. Ahhh.what if drinking contestNUMBER OF DRINKS OFFERED TO BLONDIE AND REFUSED: Over three hundred and ninety six, by the nearest count.NUMBER OF TIMES HE STOPPED LISTENING TO YOU HALFWAY THROUGH ONE OF YOUR BEST STORIES AND YOU KNEW IT WASN’T PERSONAL BUT IT STILL GOT TO YOU ‘CAUSE, HEY, YOU’RE A WRITER, AND THAT’S WHAT WRITERS DO: Thirty-nine blows to a dwarf’s solid ego.NUMBER OF FEATHERS IN HIS PAULDRONS: The birds of Thedas never saw their own blight coming. Next thing you know there’ll be pigeon wardens, mark my words.NUMBER OF JOKES HE LAUGHED AT, BACK IN THE DAY: Ninety-nine exactly.NUMBER OF JOKES HE DIDN’T LAUGH AT, AS TIME WENT BY: More than ninety-nine, so… Whatever the official count is, all I know is, it’s not okay.NUMBER OF YEARS HE ACHED: He says three, but something tells me it was more than that, too. NUMBER OF FRIENDS HE HAD: More than—NUMBER OF FRIENDS HE THOUGHT HE HAD: Remember that dwarf’s solid ego? Yeah, well, it almost shattered like a cracked rose diamond under the constant onslaught of one good friend thinking he wasn’t for a long, long time.NUMBER OF FRECKLES ON THE BACK OF HIS LEFT HAND: Four and a half. NUMBER OF VOICES INSIDE HIS HEAD: You don’t want to ask that. NUMBER OF CHAPTERS IT TOOK TO UNDERSTAND HIM: I’m still writing, aren’t I? -- source link
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