blurscene:caravanslost:blurscene:Alex James’ fringe is currently in negotiations with Merriam-
blurscene: caravanslost: blurscene: Alex James’ fringe is currently in negotiations with Merriam-Webster editors to not only be listed in the dictionary but also be listed as a proper noun, requiring it to be written with capital letters. The Fringe. -Riley It is also rumored that Alex James’ fringe is in negotiations with the Vatican to become canonized as a saint - despite being neither human nor Catholic. The Vatican is having tremendous difficulties disputing The Fringe’s request for canonization as there have been a number of documented miracles caused by The Fringe. Among them: 2 blind women have regained their vision after sexual encounters with the owner of The Fringe, and the tumor healed in the abdomen of an Indian women thought to have been performed by a picture of Mother Teresa was actually caused by a picture of The Fringe. -Ry -- source link
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