tayfair:“Ohmigawd. Hi.” I shrugged my shoulders giddily, as I looked into the camera. “My bee eff to
tayfair:“Ohmigawd. Hi.” I shrugged my shoulders giddily, as I looked into the camera. “My bee eff told me he like, loved me today? And I def agreed, so I said like, I would give him an-ee-thing… And he like, def agreed too? So he just like, totally wanted me fer my brain or wutever, an’ I like said okay, fine? Cuz he’s super into smart chicks… I think.”“But nooow?” my nasally, whiney voice stretched high and tight. “I sound like, super dumb an’ I think slower? But now his deck is like, super hard… so I think he’s like, actually into it.” My tongue worked its way between my teeth, a vapid grin overtaking me as I pulled my eyes back to the phone. “He’s like… super sweet, yah?” -- source link