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lordturkeyfist: hatingongodot: hatingongodot: lordturkeyfist: hatingongodot: lordturkeyfist: hatingongodot: Me when I stutter on the phone during a business call Me when i ask for real spicy and not white people spicy Me when I step in a puddle and I feel the water penetrate my socks Me when my friend’s 90 pound dog stomps on my nuts Me when h– wait, what? Oh! I’m sorry! I misheard. I thought you said “Me when my friend’s dog stomps on my 90 pound nuts.” If i had 90 pound nuts do you think i’d be here? Clowning in this shit hole? I’d have a house of gold. A car of jewels. Lingerie forged with meteorite and silver coins. Dont be so naieve im coming off hiatus just to fucking reblog because I misread this as “when my friend ‘90’s Pound Dog’ stomps on my nuts” as if the “90’s Pound Dog” was a classic style of nut-stomping -- source link