copperbadge: 13cryingravens:cricketsqueak:elemeno-pee:mitochondriaandbunnies:Dan and I bough
copperbadge: 13cryingravens: cricketsqueak: elemeno-pee: mitochondriaandbunnies: Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws. Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny real life creepypasta @copperbadge I think this might be up your alley. Oh man I want to try the Long Ziti now so badly! I’m guessing they’ve heard this several times already but I would imagine Long Ziti are a kind of pasta you bake in a layered dish, not a kind you boil. -- source link
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